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A soft, semi-fitted tee that blends playful charm with everyday comfort. The front shows a large, grumpy cat scene that feels like a private scowl; the back carries a call for privacy with the line “Privacy for Katz,” cleverly referencing the 1967 supreme court decision that afforded Americans the barest of privacy protections against government spying. Lightweight, ringspun cotton drapes easily for layering or solo wear. Thoughtful construction—side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape and double-stitched hems—keeps the tee looking fresh wash after wash. Wear it on quick coffee runs, casual meetups, or while out for a nature walk to spark laughs and start lighthearted conversations at the Identiverse coffee bar.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a cheeky sense of humor and a soft, lived-in feel. The front sports a playful squirrel mascot lounging with snacks, while the back delivers a tongue-in-cheek message: “Protect your nuts.” The dyed finish gives the shirt muted, vintage tones and a broken-in texture that only improves with wear. It’s relaxed, roomy, and built to last — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to be comfortable and spark a laugh. Wear it to casual hangouts, game nights, or low-key outdoor days when a little irreverence lightens the mood.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for reliable fit
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with soft, vintage texture
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Relaxed fit available S–4XL (check Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- Sewn-in label; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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